Monday, August 18, 2008


I just wanted to give a quick shout-out to strippers everywhere, both working and retired, who have ever successfully instructed their friends on how to treat other strippers when engaging their services. 

Getting treated with respect, appreciation, and more than ample compensation is pretty fantastic, especially when you know it's largely due to one party attendant's ex-stripper best friend taking the time to make sure these boys were prepped with good attitudes and lots of cash.

Seriously, thanks.

Thursday, August 14, 2008


Man, I feel like kind of an asshole.

Writing that last fucked up and dramatic post about getting drugged and then not following up...

Sorry, guys.  

Also fucked up of me is to forget that I have real-life friends and family whom I don't necessarily speak to on a day-to-day basis who read this little blog.  So now imagine finding out that your sister who strips (or high school girlfriend, or buddy, etc) was drugged while at a private show in some cretin's apartment by reading about it on her goddamned blog.  Again, my extreme apologies.  While I understandably wasn't thinking that clearly at the time, that was still pretty tacky. 

In case y'all are still wondering, I'm more than fine.  I just had a rough couple of days while I processed what did and didn't happen.  I even worked a bachelor party the day after, which, I'll admit, was slightly surreal, given the anger/vulnerability stuff that I was working through. Thank god they were cheerful and paunchy middle-aged white men with manners. What I remember most about that night now is how the girl I was working with was hot and friendly and extremely fun to flirt with.  And that watching a long-legged lady in a g-string do the splits while sending fuck-me eyes in your direction can sure cheer a girl up.   Especially if you later get to dominate the hell out of her in your two-girl live lesbian sex show.  No kidding. 

And now, if you'll allow me one final over-reaching apology...  

I'm so sorry I never post! 
I don't want to promise that I'll start again, mostly because I've said it before and then, well, not done it.  But let me say this: I intend to post.  I intend to write because writing gets me a little closer to some degree of clarity about all of my mixed adventures and how they may translate into the rest of my life.  At the moment, I've been concentrating the bulk of my creative energies on preparing for an art show next month (awesome but exhausting), so if and when I do start putting stuff up here again on a regular basis, it'll probably be after my show goes up.  

I'd love to tell you guys about the art I make, even dazzle you with a sampling, but that would pretty much defeat the purpose of staying anonymous.  So, sorry.  You'll have to take my word for it that it's rad and worth making.

Hope you're all enjoying your summer, and I promise that I'll at least try to stay in touch.  Cross my heart.